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Why does the nose run? Where does it go?

The plane flew off on a plane.

If you stretch the truth, do you get a tall tale?

Lend me your ears so I can play it by ear.

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

An authentic replica that looks pretty ugly.

When it rains, why don’t sheep shrink?

I bit my tongue when I said something tongue-in-cheek.

Did you notice the tree leaves when the wind blows?