cATs & DoGS

A cat’s tongue is rough. A dog’s tongue is smooth.

A dog likes to be tickled behind the ears. A cat likes to be tickled under the chin.

A cat butts her head against you if she likes you. A dog wags his tail if he likes you.

A dog melts your heart with those sad puppy eyes and his silly grin. A cat tugs at your heartstrings with those big liquid eyes and her plaintive mewing.

They say it rained cats and dogs.

So someone locked the dog in the store, and someone let the cat out of the bag.